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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Joke Of The Day

"A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the officer his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry weapon (CCW) permit.


"Okay," the officer says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am.

"Well then, you'd better tell me what you've got."

The motorist says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 Magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the officer says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR-15 and a 12 gauge shotgun. That's about it."

"Sir, are you on your way to a gun range?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of?"

"Not a d**ned thing!"